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Sometimes a kid doesn't have to be a small child to say something cute. Brigitte sells things on eBay. She was going through some old things in the basement that belonged to her daughter, Heather, 21. Brigitte kept calling Heather and asking if she could sell this or that. After about the fifth phone call, Heather said, "Fine! Why don't you just sell my whole childhood!"
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Breann, five, and her mother went to look at some baby kittens because Breann wanted a kitten. Breann picked out a very small one. Her mother told her she could not take it home with them yet because it was a runt. When Breann visited her grandmother, she said, "Oh, Grandma, I'm going to get a little kitten. But not right now because it is a little rump!"
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A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet looking at a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."
Billy responds: "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."
Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy answers: "Works for ketchup."
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Irma was going to the store and Isaiah, four, wanted to go but she told him no, he needed to stay home with his daddy. He said, "Fine, then I will just go ride my bike." She told him not to tell them what he was going to do—he needed to ask for permission. He said, "Mommy, I will never ask for permission because I don't know what it is!"
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John recently won $10 cash in a halftime contest at an area basketball game. When back in the stands he asked his mother if he was rich now. She told him he was and he was happy with that. Then he asked her, "How much money do you have to have to be filthy rich?"
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